I've recently found myself giving some of my computers nicknames. Oddball, my Power Mac G4, got its nickname due to the fact it's a post speed-dump Sawtooth that came from the factory with a somewhat paltry even in 2000 10GB hard drive and a Rage 128 8MB that's an utter pain to find any evidence of the existence of online (part number 109-52000-00, by the way) and is lower end than even the Yikes! came with at launch, I assume it was build-to-order for maybe a school? For Parts Only was being sold as for parts only because the seller didn't know the password, but was otherwise in entirely functional condition.
Any of you nickname your computers, and are shameless enough to reveal them? How did they get those nicknames?